Haiography

I was born really short and blond. Ever since I have been growing curly and blond. Everyday I get washed and conditioned. I am soft happy everyday although when my owner has games he puts a helmet on and it hurts me, but its ok. Sometimes I wear a hat when I go out. I have had a good life, but I have also been in a couple accidents.

One time I almost died!!!! All my hair was cut off except for little buzzy hairs because I was cut off with some saw thing. Luckily i grew back, but there was another time I got gum in me. It was stuck and wouldnt come out so we had to cut it off. I had a big bald spot on me where the gum used to be and it made me really sad. It made me look really stupid and I didnt like it at all. Now I get haitcuts often and am loving life.